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Respawn Hoodie of Low Battery – “Game Over, Insert Coffee to Continue”

$53.99 USD

~~$62.00 USD~~ $53.99 USD

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Designed for the low-energy legends running on empty, this hoodie activates the Emergency Coffee Protocol. The "Game Over" sigil is a warning and a vibe—only espresso revives this fallen hero. Ultra-soft, ultra-real, and perfect for mornings where your soul is still buffering. Chibi-approved. Bean-powered.

Loot Attributes

+75 Comfort – Soft, ring-spun cotton, optimized for cozy downtime
+40 Chill Resistance – Medium-heavy weave = ideal for brisk quests and autumn raids
+20 Versatility – Adjustable drawstring hood = modifiable stealth and style
+15 Inventory Slots (Front Pouch) – Store your potions, snacks, or arcane focus

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F) – Cleanse with care, lest the fluff vanish
Do not bleach – Avoid alchemical corrosion
Tumble dry low – Air blessings only; no infernos
Iron / steam / dry: low heat – Moderate flame to restore form
Do not dry clean – Drycleaner mages cannot be trusted with enchantment threads

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Fit for Every Class

Consult the sacred chart to find your true fit. Whether you're a stealthy rogue or a cozy wizard, the right gear makes all the difference.

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From looting snacks to slaying deadlines, we make gear for your real-life grind —
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Cloak of Coziness

+10 Warmth | +5 Sarcasm | Always Legendary

Legendary Gears Forged for Daily Quests!

Legendary Quality
Crafted for true adventurers—premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.
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Drop Rate: 100% Guaranteed.
You know exactly what you’re getting—legendary gear, no gamble, just epic
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