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Respawn Hoodie of Low Battery – “Game Over, Insert Coffee to Continue”
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Daily Debuff Hoodie: -5 Adulting
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ERROR 404 Hoodie – Nap Mode Enabled
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Discipline.exe Failed – Critical Hoodie Detected
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Please Stand By – Mood Incoming Hoodie
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Inner Peace Failed to Load – Hoodie Edition
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Frost-King Hoodie of Eternal Chill – “Chill Level: Legendary”
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Hoodie of Legendary Ghosting – Stealthy Social Evaders
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Stat-enhancing outerwear unlocked.
Cold weather? Annoying coworkers? Existential dread? Throw on your hoodie and activate Passive Chill Mode.