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Brain in Airplane Mode

$62.00 USD

~~$62.00 USD~~ $62.00 USD

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Equip this enchanted garment and instantly activate Airplane Mode. Ideal for flights, coffee shop hideouts, or Netflix boss battles.

Loot Attributes

+50 Warmth – Medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for plush insulation
+40 Durability – Double-lined hood and reinforced construction hold up under pressure
+30 Utility – Spacious kangaroo pouch to stash potions (or snacks)
+20 Style Bonus – Color-matched drawstrings and sleek classic fit
+10 Ethical Points – Crafted with sustainably sourced materials and eco-conscious enchantments

Weave Composition: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (Heather Sport Variants: 60% Polyester / 40% Cotton)
Weight Class: Medium-Heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) – Ideal for cold-climate expeditions
Enchantment Threads: Ethically-grown US cotton, fortified with low-impact dyes
Battle-Ready Design: Classic fit for ease of movement during side quests and boss fights

Washing Ritual: Submerge in cold waters (max 30C / 90F) under a gentle cleansing chant
Potion Enhancement: Apply non-chlorine bleach only when needed to purify stubborn marks
Drying Invocation: Tumble dry at low flame to preserve enchantments
Ironing Spell: Apply moderate heat for armor smoothness — avoid direct rune contact
Forbidden Arts: Do not dry clean — risks dissipating protective charms

Consult the sacred chart to find your true fit. Whether you're a stealthy rogue or a cozy wizard, the right gear makes all the difference.

From looting snacks to slaying deadlines, we make gear for your real-life grind —
with a sense of humor and a lot of personality.

+10 Warmth | +5 Sarcasm | Always Legendary

Legendary Quality
Crafted for true adventurers—premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.
Fast Loot Delivery
Your loot ships fast— Dispatched faster than a rogue with maxed-out speed stats.
Drop Rate: 100% Guaranteed.
You know exactly what you’re getting—legendary gear, no gamble, just epic
finds every time.