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The Procrastination Portal Deskpad - Personalized with your NAME

The Procrastination Portal Deskpad - Personalized with your NAME

$53.00 USD
$53.00 USD $53.00 USD
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Crafted in retro pixels and pastel nostalgia, this portal mat grants the user unlimited access to creative delays and aesthetic overthinking. Ideal for “getting ready to start.” Results may vary, but the vibe is immaculate.

Loot Attributes

  • +50 Inspiration Boost – Advanced printing delivers rich, color-drenched visuals
  • +35 Task Flow – Smooth surface supports precision in writing, drawing, and typing
  • +25 Stability – Non-slip base locks the mat in place even during the most intense crafting sessions
  • +40 Durability – Hemmed edges resist fraying from repeated quests
  • Size Variants for Build Optimization –Choose your arena: Standard or Full Spellbook Size

Material Composition

  • Surface Core: 100% Neoprene – soft, flexible, and ready for any workspace spell
  • Bottom Layer: Anti-slip enchantment – no slide, no slippage
  • Edges: Precision-hemmed for maximum life expectancy

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

  • Spot-clean with warm water + mild dish potion
  • For persistent hexes, use a soft-bristle cleansing wand
  • Do not submerge—this relic prefers focused treatment
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Everyday Gear for the Modern Side Quest

From looting snacks to slaying deadlines, we make gear for your real-life
grind with a sense of humor and a lot of personality.

Legendary Gears Forged for Daily Quests!

  • Legendary Quality

    Crafted for true adventurers—premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.

  • Fast Loot Delivery

    Your loot ships fast—Dispatched faster than a rogue with maxed-out speed stats.

  • DropRate: 100% Guaranteed.

    You know exactly what you’re getting—legendary gear, no gamble, just epic
    finds every time.

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