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Deadline Desk Pad – Personalized with your NAME

Deadline Desk Pad – Personalized with your NAME

$39.97 USD
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Crafted in the pixel-forges of 8-bit burnout, this desk mat channels the owner's full deadline-fueled wrath. Office drama is filtered out by default. Interruption triggers an instant side-eye + silence combo—legendary for deflecting small talk. 

Loot Attributes

  • +50 Inspiration Boost – Advanced printing delivers rich, color-drenched visuals
  • +35 Task Flow – Smooth surface supports precision in writing, drawing, and typing
  • +25 Stability – Non-slip base locks the mat in place even during the most intense crafting sessions
  • +40 Durability – Hemmed edges resist fraying from repeated quests
  • Size Variants for Build Optimization –Choose your arena: Standard or Full Spellbook Size

Material Composition

  • Surface Core: 100% Neoprene – soft, flexible, and ready for any workspace spell
  • Bottom Layer: Anti-slip enchantment – no slide, no slippage
  • Edges: Precision-hemmed for maximum life expectancy

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

  • Spot-clean with warm water + mild dish potion
  • For persistent hexes, use a soft-bristle cleansing wand
  • Do not submerge—this relic prefers focused treatment
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Everyday Gear for the Modern Side Quest

From looting snacks to slaying deadlines, we make gear for your real-life
grind with a sense of humor and a lot of personality.

Legendary Gears Forged for Daily Quests!

  • Legendary Quality

    Crafted for true adventurers—premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.

  • Fast Loot Delivery

    Your loot ships fast—Dispatched faster than a rogue with maxed-out speed stats.

  • DropRate: 100% Guaranteed.

    You know exactly what you’re getting—legendary gear, no gamble, just epic
    finds every time.

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