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ERROR 404 Hoodie – Nap Mode Enabled

ERROR 404 Hoodie – Nap Mode Enabled

$57.79 USD
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Designed for champions of procrastination and connoisseurs of couch time, this hoodie is your official crash screen. With retro pixel fonts declaring a total system nap, it’s a wearable status update for anyone who just can’t. No back print. No responsibilities. No problem.

Loot Attributes

  • +75 Comfort – Soft, ring-spun cotton, optimized for cozy downtime
  • +40 Chill Resistance – Medium-heavy weave = ideal for brisk quests and autumn raids
  • +20 Versatility – Adjustable drawstring hood = modifiable stealth and style
  • +15 Inventory Slots (Front Pouch) – Store your potions, snacks, or arcane focus

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F) – Cleanse with care, lest the fluff vanish
  • Do not bleach – Avoid alchemical corrosion
  • Tumble dry low – Air blessings only; no infernos
  • Iron / steam / dry: low heat – Moderate flame to restore form
  • Do not dry clean – Drycleaner mages cannot be trusted with enchantment threads
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Fit for Every Class

Consult the sacred chart to find your true fit. Whether you're a stealthy rogue or a cozy wizard, the right gear makes all the difference.

Everyday Gear for the Modern Side Quest

From looting snacks to slaying deadlines, we make gear for your real-life grind
with a sense of humor and a lot of personality.

Legendary Gears Forged for Daily Quests!

  • Legendary Quality

    Crafted for true adventurers—premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.

  • Fast Loot Delivery

    Your loot ships fast— Dispatched faster than a rogue with maxed-out speed stats.

  • Drop Rate: 100% Guaranteed.

    You know exactly what you’re getting—legendary gear, no gamble, just epic
    finds every time.

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