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Glitching Mood Loading

Glitching Mood Loading

$49.96 USD
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When your emotional state is still installing updates, this hoodie has you covered. It’s the ideal soft armor for buffering through awkward conversations and unexpected human interaction.

Loot Attributes

  • +50 Warmth – Medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for plush insulation
  • +40 Durability – Double-lined hood and reinforced construction hold up under pressure
  • +30 Utility – Spacious kangaroo pouch to stash potions (or snacks)
  • +20 Style Bonus – Color-matched drawstrings and sleek classic fit
  • +10 Ethical Points – Crafted with sustainably sourced materials and eco-conscious enchantments

Item Manifest

  • Weave Composition: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (Heather Sport Variants: 60% Polyester / 40% Cotton)
  • Weight Class: Medium-Heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) – Ideal for cold-climate expeditions
  • Enchantment Threads: Ethically-grown US cotton, fortified with low-impact dyes
  • Battle-Ready Design: Classic fit for ease of movement during side quests and boss fights







Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition

  • Washing Ritual: Submerge in cold waters (max 30C / 90F) under a gentle cleansing chant
  • Potion Enhancement: Apply non-chlorine bleach only when needed to purify stubborn marks
  • Drying Invocation: Tumble dry at low flame to preserve enchantments
  • Ironing Spell: Apply moderate heat for armor smoothness — avoid direct rune contact
  • Forbidden Arts: Do not dry clean — risks dissipating protective charms


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