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Please Stand By – Mood Incoming Hoodie

Please Stand By – Mood Incoming Hoodie

$57.79 USD
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When your emotional state is still installing updates, this hoodie has you covered. Featuring pixel font that reads “Mood Loading... Please wait,” it’s the ideal soft armor for buffering through awkward conversations and unexpected human interaction.

Loot Attributes

  • +75 Comfort – Soft, ring-spun cotton, optimized for cozy downtime
  • +40 Chill Resistance – Medium-heavy weave = ideal for brisk quests and autumn raids
  • +20 Versatility – Adjustable drawstring hood = modifiable stealth and style
  • +15 Inventory Slots (Front Pouch) – Store your potions, snacks, or arcane focus

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F) – Cleanse with care, lest the fluff vanish
  • Do not bleach – Avoid alchemical corrosion
  • Tumble dry low – Air blessings only; no infernos
  • Iron / steam / dry: low heat – Moderate flame to restore form
  • Do not dry clean – Drycleaner mages cannot be trusted with enchantment threads
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Consult the sacred chart to find your true fit. Whether you're a stealthy rogue or a cozy wizard, the right gear makes all the difference.

Everyday Gear for the Modern Side Quest

From looting snacks to slaying deadlines, we make gear for your real-life grind
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Legendary Gears Forged for Daily Quests!

  • Legendary Quality

    Crafted for true adventurers—premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.

  • Fast Loot Delivery

    Your loot ships fast— Dispatched faster than a rogue with maxed-out speed stats.

  • Drop Rate: 100% Guaranteed.

    You know exactly what you’re getting—legendary gear, no gamble, just epic
    finds every time.

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