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Epic Tumbler of Eternal Procrastinator – 14oz Personalized Mug for Last-Minute Legends

Epic Tumbler of Eternal Procrastinator – 14oz Personalized Mug for Last-Minute Legends

$43.99 USD
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Forged in the darkest corners of to-do lists and half-written emails, this tumbler channels the ancient art of Procrastimancy. With the image of a chill chibi mage leaning on fate itself, it blesses its bearer with unmatched delay tactics and uncanny deadline miracles. Personalized with your name, it’s the official chalice of the “I’ll do it later” guild. Best used when the hourglass is nearly out and panic becomes productivity.

Loot Attributes

  • +30 Thermal Retention – Insulating plastic core maintains ideal beverage temperatures
  • +25 Vibe Projection – Glossy, full-color exterior with immersive wraparound art
  • +20 Anti-Spill Enchantment – Snap-on lid protects against clumsy dexterity checks
  • +40 Durability – 100% stainless steel for resilience through every daily quest
  • 4oz Capacity – The perfect volume for morning potions, mana brews, or traveler’s tea

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

Hand wash only – by order of the Brewkeeper’s Guild

Dishwashing machines are considered unstable spellcasting zones. Exposure may dispel enchantments, or worse—cause mug madness.

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