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The Chill Mode Tumbler – Personalized 14oz Mug for Stress-Dodging Sorcerers

The Chill Mode Tumbler – Personalized 14oz Mug for Stress-Dodging Sorcerers

Regular price $43.99 USD
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Forged in the hallowed hammocks of ancient relaxation monks, this mug grants its wielder passive immunity to deadlines, expectations, and group chats. Personalized for your chill-caster alias, it channels pure anti-stress energy through any liquid conduit. Sip slowly to activate Aura of Not My Problem. A must-have for softcore spellcasters and brunch druids alike.

Loot Attributes

  • +30 Thermal Retention – Insulating plastic core maintains ideal beverage temperatures
  • +25 Vibe Projection – Glossy, full-color exterior with immersive wraparound art
  • +20 Anti-Spill Enchantment – Snap-on lid protects against clumsy dexterity checks
  • +40 Durability – 100% stainless steel for resilience through every daily quest
  • 4oz Capacity – The perfect volume for morning potions, mana brews, or traveler’s tea

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

Hand wash only – by order of the Brewkeeper’s Guild

Dishwashing machines are considered unstable spellcasting zones. Exposure may dispel enchantments, or worse—cause mug madness.

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