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Budget Assassin Satchel – Personalized Rogue-Class Tote

$55.00 USD

~~$55.00 USD~~ $55.00 USD

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Wielded by silent spenders and elite excuse-makers, this satchel erodes willpower with a single glance. Ideal for those who claim “I’m just browsing,” only to vanish into checkout with +3 unnecessary purchases. Unlock stealth-spending mode. Flash sales stand no chance.

Loot Attributes

Durability: Crafted from 100% polyester for a long-lasting, adventure-ready build.
Inventory Space: Boxed corners for extra storage. your loot with ease!
Reinforced Straps: No strength check required. Packbuilt to carry even your heaviest gear.
Multiple Color Variants: Customize your loadout with different colors and sizes.
Utility Bonus: Non-woven laminate interior for extra protection.

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

Remove all quest items before cleaning.
Pretreat visible stains with a stain remover potion (or regular stain remover).
Mix warm water with laundry detergent, then wipe clean with a soft bristle brush or washcloth.
Allow to air dry before equipping for your next adventure!

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Carries snacks, spellbooks, and impulse buys.

Legendary Gears Forged for Daily Quests!

Legendary Quality
Crafted for true adventurers. Premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.
Fast Loot Delivery
Your loot ships fast. Dispatched faster than a rogue with maxed-out speed stats.
Drop Rate: 100% Guaranteed.
You know exactly what you’re getting: legendary gear, no gamble, just epic finds every time.