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Caffeine Survival Kit – Personalized Brew Bearer Bag

Caffeine Survival Kit – Personalized Brew Bearer Bag

Regular price $55.00 USD
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Crafted by tired souls on their third cup, this pixel-art tote carries the full arsenal of any bean-dependent adventurer. Claim full café-locating functionality, caffeine aura, and a mild disdain for herbal tea.

Loot Attributes

  • Durability: Crafted from 100% polyester for a long-lasting, adventure-ready build.
  • Inventory Space: Boxed corners for extra storage. your loot with ease!
  • Reinforced Straps: No strength check required. Packbuilt to carry even your heaviest gear.
  • Multiple Color Variants: Customize your loadout with different colors and sizes.
  • Utility Bonus: Non-woven laminate interior for extra protection.

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

  • Remove all quest items before cleaning.
  • Pretreat visible stains with a stain remover potion (or regular stain remover).
  • Mix warm water with laundry detergent, then wipe clean with a soft bristle brush or washcloth.
  • Allow to air dry before equipping for your next adventure!
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Everyday Gear for the Modern Side Quest

From looting snacks to slaying deadlines, we make gear for your real-life grind
with a sense of humor and a lot of personality.

  • Legendary Quality

    Crafted for true adventurers. Premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.

  • Fast Loot Delivery

    Your loot ships fast. Dispatched faster than a rogue with maxed-out speed stats.

  • Drop Rate: 100% Guaranteed.

    You know exactly what you’re getting: legendary gear, no gamble, just epic finds every time.