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Lair of Procrastination Doormat – Personalized with your NAME

$66.79 USD

~~$75.00 USD~~ $66.79 USD

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Crafted for creative spirits and expert task-dodgers, this mat is more than an entryway—it’s a vibe. All who enters the lair lose 20 Motivation XP on sight.

Loot Attributes

+70 Stability – Anti-slip rubber backing for steadfast footing
+50 Charisma Aura – Vivid, high-resolution sigils (prints) that dazzle the senses
+30 Territory Buff – Declares your space as Boss Level ground
+20 Ease of Care – Polyester weave enchanted for easy maintenance
+15 Durability – Battle-tested materials resist time and footfall

Artifact Specs

Material Composition: 100% Enchanted Polyester (Top) / Spell-Forged Rubber (Bottom)
Origin: Assembled by the Guild of Artisans (USA), using globally gathered reagents
Sigil Coloration: Printed using advanced magic infusion techniques for maximum brilliance
Stability Enchantment: Grip-enhanced bottom ensures safety across stone, wood, and carpet terrains

Care Instructions – Keep Your Gear in Legendary Condition:

Ritual Cleansing: Hand wash using sacred waters (or household tap).
Minor Purification: Wipe stains with a soft, damp cloth enchanted with patience.
Forbidden Acts: Avoid machine washing or harsh spellwork that may weaken the protective runes.

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Designed by the Quiet Ones

Built by an overcaffeinated introvert who prefers cozy bases and sarcastic slogans.
Loot isn't random. Vibes are legendary. Wipe your feet, start your quest.

First Line of Defense

Wipes shoes. Warns intruders. Sets the tone for the quest.

Legendary Gears Forged for Daily Quests!

Legendary Quality
Crafted for true adventurers—premium, durable, and stylish gear to level up your IRL inventory.
Fast Loot Delivery
Your loot ships fast—Dispatched faster than a rogue with maxed-out speed stats.
DropRate: 100% Guaranteed.
You know exactly what you’re getting—legendary gear, no gamble, just epic
finds every time.