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Ready for Side Quests
Carry snacks, drama, and emotional baggage. All in one tote.

Drops starts at the door
Protect your lair from normies, dirt, and low energy.

Your IRL Stats Just Leveled Up
Desk mats that make the office grind feel like a side quest. Tap to equip yours.

Main Character Energy: Equipped
Outfits that match your vibe. Sarcastic, chaotic, cozy.
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Legendary Quality
Made for everyday heroes. Designed to boost your real-life stats in style.
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What you see is what you get. No mystery drops, just epic designs and cozy comfort.

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